don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.
thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY
(Source: fefarielle)
true friendship is skyping but not talking to each other the entire time
I got three cups of coffee down the ol’ hatch, two bags of Chex mix, some Killers, Cursive, Daft Punk, and Richard Cheese playin and a fuck ton of Mountain Dew and Fiji water. The paper is due tomorow but nigga nothing is easy in the world of the warrior. Let’s go LTARP, round 2 and im just warming up.
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
(Source: twoukofukawa)
life without a working pair of earphones is no life at all
tell me about it
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
we all have that one cup in our house that is somehow better than the other ones
