twistedviper: whorusszahhak: perfectionistdia: whorusszahhak: don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you. thatS REALLY...
shego: true friendship is skyping but not talking to each other the entire time
On page 3 of my Long Term Active Research...
I got three cups of coffee down the ol’ hatch, two bags of Chex mix, some Killers, Cursive, Daft Punk, and Richard Cheese playin and a fuck ton of Mountain Dew and Fiji water. The paper is due tomorow but nigga nothing is easy in the world of the warrior. Let’s go LTARP, round 2 and im just warming up.
jwisser: thepasta-nerada: vvrathia: the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
ryanamusements: life without a working pair of earphones is no life at all tell me about it
cornchipz: awkwardcontent: Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole. some people never develop beyond this stage
sassydetective: we all have that one cup in our house that is somehow better than the other ones
ghost-anus: yourswiftles: so I am looking through my photo booth pictures on my laptop bc I have no life and I find these i doNT UNDERSTAND I AM A WHITE 15 YEAR OLD GIRL I HAVE NEVER SEEN THESE PEOPLE BEFORE HELP ME paranormal blacktivity
greekgogurt: i wish i was an iceberg because icebergs dont have to go to school or have crushes on people they just float around destroying things
actualhomosexualjakeenglish: thatharrypottergirl: thatharrypottergirl: the sexual tension between ryan and chad when they sing “i don’t dance” theY ARE WEARING EACH OTHER’S CLOTHES AFTER THE SONG I AM SO FUCKING DONE they did the do
askneppy: multipack: row row row your boat gently away from me Merrily merrily merrily merrily please just fuckin leave
awkwardnigerian: *walking by couples making out and practically having sex in the hallways*
It's munday, frickersss
☝ - How tall are you?
✔ - Sexual Orientation
♨ - Do you Smoke?
☟ - Do you Drink?
♒ - Do you Take Drugs?
✖ - Age you get mistaken for
☆ - Have Tattoos?
★ - Want any tattoos?
☯ - Got any Piercings?
✌ - Want any piercings?
♧ - Best friend?
♥ - Relationship status
♔ - Top 5 favorite bands?
♬ - Top 5 favorite songs?
☹ - Biggest pet peeve?
✍ - Story from your childhood.
☄ - I wish…
® - Favorite foods?
☀ - Story about your day.
♕ - Top 5 celebrity crushes?
♔ - Top 5 favorite movies?
☮ - Top 5 favorite TV shows?
✏ - Random fact about yourself.
my main question is has anyone ever fantasized about having sex with me
punchself: black-white-and-bold: punchself: THERE’S THIS GIRL SITTING IN FRONT OF ME ON THE PLANE AND I CAN SEE THAT SHE’S ON TUMBLR AND HER URL IS BLACK-WHITE-AND-BOLD AND IM SENDING HER ASKS ABOUT WHAT SHE’S WEARING AND WHAT ROW SHE’S IN AND SHE’S GETTING SO FREAKED OUT just scrolling through my dash and i come across this ^^ OH MY GOGD
Misha Collins for President pass it on
castielsunderpants: vickivantoch: holy fuck the notes
shutupaubrey: i’d probably join a gang if it meant free fruit roll ups
richarcl: mylittleholeinthewall: richarcl: one time this girl in my art class was telling the table that her eyes change color depending on her mood and i told her that that is scientifically impossible and explained to her the facts on how it is impossible and she started crying Eye colour can change though. Mine go from being Forrest green to dark brown randomly.
Well it's my birthday, w00t w00t!
tsarcasm: if you killed yourself, imagine all the people who would pretend they ever gave a single flying fuck about you imagine all the useless fake shit they would say about how close they were to you and how upset they are that you’re gone when in reality they probably couldn’t state 3 facts about you a good reason to not even do it